Saturday 27 July 2013

Thing 27: A sneeze

Originally posted to Facebook on July 11th, 2013. As always I was trying to do something really unique.

Thing 27: A sneeze

Men, this mission is of the utmost importance. As I'm sure you're all well aware, we're losing this war. Every day the host's immune system brings us closer and closer to our very extinction. We've fought a good fight, but it's time that we found a new home.

We are charged with finding that home. At precisely 1730 hours HQ will initiate the expulsion protocol. At this time, we will be jettisoned from the host and must find a new host.

We are the forerunners; the elite. It falls on our shoulders to build a new home and ensure the survival of our people. We are walking the line between prosperity, and utter annihilation.

I tip my mitochondria to you, those brave soldiers who have agreed to undertake this dangerous mission. May the infection spread through you all, and I'll see you in paradise.

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